The Chinese Have Came Up With The ‘Great’ Idea Of Hairy Tights For Women

These tights have supposedly been designed to put off men leering at women’s beautifully sculpted pins.

Never knew that chinese women had this problem with men. Being a ‘communist’ country nothing surprises me. Presumably it gives women self confidence, and in a communist society, it will speed up the ascent to ‘power’. It will gain admiration from most men in the politburo.

If you’re an ambitious civil servant in London, I thoroughly recommend you wear these tights to your interview as an outreach worker -or any other position- for say, Camden council. In fact, you’ll be hired on the spot. Remember, the secret is to not tell them they are tights.

These no doubt, will also be a staple in any lesbian household, where the ‘man’ in the relationship will have a whole selection in ready to wear masculinity. Despite disliking men…(!)

Wives with a ‘headache’ will no longer have to fake taking paracetamol, to put off hubbies from having sex. Hubby will wake up in the morning with a pair of hairy legs next to him, and, if he survives the coronary, he will not come near you for a long time. Unless they are arab, in which case -I’m reliable informed- it will most probably have the opposite effect.

You have been warned…

OK this is a little too far…